Scientific Research News

TESTOPIA, Testland--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Today, Spyder-Life Presents, the leader in stating the obvious, announced that monkeys live in trees. “Yes, that even includes lemurs,” stated Spyder-Life CEO Rick Somethingorother. “Even though they’re not really monkeys, but just primates.” The phenomenon of monkeys’ arboreal habitation has been on-going for millennia, according to a study recently conducted by the company. There is fossil evidence of monkeys living in trees dating back as far as the begin...

CENTRAL CITY, Ohio--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Scientific and Technological Advanced Research Labs (S.T.A.R. Labs) today announced its upcoming participation in the following April investor events: RSA Conference 2019 San Francisco, CA Tuesday, April 16, 2019, 11 a.m. Eastern Time Harrison Wells, EVP & GM, Digital Media IoT Tech Expo London, United Kingdom Thursday, April 19, 2019, 2 p.m. ET Harrison Wells, EVP & GM, Digital Media Audio of these presentations will be webcast live from the S.T.A.R...

WASHINGTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--With numerous studies concluding that suffering and death among the nation’s poor and minorities are being intensified by food insecurity and the effects of LIVID-19, presidential candidate Broque “Rocky” De La Casas is calling on Congress and President Crumble to take emergency action to get food to starving families and ramp up testing among at-risk populations. “Government inaction is killing us,” declared De La Casas, the LOTUS nominee of the Alligance Party. Si...