A Fascinating Test Company Press Release: Monkeys Live in Trees

TESTOPIA, Testland--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Today, Spyder-Life Presents, the leader in stating the obvious, announced that monkeys live in trees.

“Yes, that even includes lemurs,” stated Spyder-Life CEO Rick Somethingorother. “Even though they’re not really monkeys, but just primates.”

The phenomenon of monkeys’ arboreal habitation has been on-going for millennia, according to a study recently conducted by the company. There is fossil evidence of monkeys living in trees dating back as far as the beginning of the Neogene period.

“It’s utterly fascinating,” said Andrew Hippo, company research assistant. “We went into the jungle and there they were – monkeys. Living in trees. I’d always suspected this was true, but to actually see it is amazing.”

Below is a table showing the numbers of monkeys as relates to trees in a specific area of a jungle somewhere:

XXX, 2011	Monkeys	Trees	Per Tree
January	5	3	1.666667
February	73	31	2.354839
March	1	1	1
April	1002	35	28.62857
May	52	3	17.33333
June	2000	1	2000

For more information, please see the report on our website at http://www.monkeysintrees.com/awesomereport.pdf

About Spyder-Life Presents

Spyder-Life Presents is the leading provider in the United States of obvious statements. With product offerings ranging from their exclusive report "Monkeys Live in Trees" to the proprietary software "Link to Calculator", they're a strong presence in the community. Spyder-Life Presents is a privately-held company, based out of San Jose, California, with offices in San Jose, San Francisco, and New York, NY.